I am a KILLING MACHINE, one view

According to some people , I’m a thoroughly trained killing machine because I have the played some video games and have become highly proficient in all manner of weapons and crime. Below is a list of all the games I’ve played that have trained my killing and other non-violent skills.

Skill: MASTER-SNIPER and SUPER-SOLDIER
Halo 1 & 2
Max Payne
L.A. Crime
Doom 1, 2, 3
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
Starseige: Tribes
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
SOCOM
Jedi Knight 2
America’s Army
Halflife 1, 2
Counter-Strike
Quake 1, 2, 3
Rainbow Six 3
Robotron 2084 (arcade)
Silent-Scope: Dark Silhoette
House of the Dead 1, 2
Point Blank 1, 2, 3
Unreal Tournament 2004
Operation: Wolf
Heavy Barrel

Skill: ESPIONAGE, NINJA, SPY
Splinter Cell
Metal Gear Solid 2
Shinobi
Ninja Gaiden
Syphon Filter

Skill: MASTER SWORDSMAN
Rune
Legend of Zelda (NES, N64)
Death Sword (C64)
Gauntlet
Mark of the Kri

Skill: EXPERT DRIVER
Gran Turismo
Top Gear
WipeOut XL
RC Pro Am
Pole Position

Skill: TACTICS & WARFARE
Full Spectrum Warrior
Command & Conquer
Red Alert
Warcraft 1, 2 & 3
Total Annihilation
Dark Reign
WarHammer 40,000: Dawn of War
Syndicate Wars
Chessmaster 9,000
WarZone 2100
StarCraft

Skill: FIGHTER PILOT
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2004
Falcon 2.0
Ace Combat
Descent: Freespace
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
Time Pilot
Afterburner
Wing Commander 2
PlanetSide

Skill: MARTIAL ARTIST
Street Fighter 2: Turbo Edition
Dead or Alive
Tekken
Streets of Rage
Bad Dudes

Excluding video games the following books alone have increased other skills:
Zero-G combat: Ender’s Game,
Computer Hacking: Neuromancer,
Witchcraft: Harry Potter,
Anti-Terrorist Tactics: RainBow Six, Tom Clancy

Skill: MUSICAL PRODIGY
Guitar Freaks
BeatMania
Parrapa the Rapper

Skill: BARTENDER
Tapper

My point? Reading or playing games concerning skills that take very specific motor skills just isn’t possible without real-world training and direction.

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3 replies »

  1. You forgot “Typing of the Dead”Skill:Extermination of Undead Things using a QWERTY keyboard

  2. You also forgot:<>Skill: MASTER SWORDSMAN<>SoulCalibur 2and you might as well throw in<>Skill: MECHA PILOT<>the Armored core seriesTekkiand don’t you dare forget<>Skill: MAKER OF CELESTIAL BODIES<>Katamari damacy

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